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At the Doctor's
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At the Doctor's

When you visit your doctor, you have to know how to describe your problems. 

 

Voiced by Mickey Cesar and Sophia Pelivanova

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- Good afternoon, doctor.

- Hello, Sir. How may I help you?

- I haven't had a check-up for ages, but now I have caught some strange disease, and I don't know what to do. All the symptoms look very dangerous, maybe, will you recommend me some good syrup or effective drops?

- Ok, but tell me some details, please.

- I feel dizzy all the time, once I even fainted at work. My secretary had to pour cold water right on my expensive Gucci suit.

- Did somebody take your pulse?

- Yes. If you examine my chest, you will hear that my heart is throbbing!

- Have you ever had problems with you blood pressure?

- No, doctor. The only problems I had with pressure were at work!

- And what about your digestive system? Do you have a diarrhea or, maybe, you vomit.

- No, doctor, not at all. Because I hopelessly lost my appetite, and saliva is not produced at all. I don't remember when I ate for the last time. I lost 5 kilos and I'm so skinny now that even some big crow can steal me.

- Does anything else disturb you?

- Yes, sure it does! I've got aching muscles, and I feel so weak that even my legs tremble.

- Go on.

- I sleepwalk as well, and my lungs don't work properly. I can hardly breathe.

- It seems to me, I'm close to solving the mystery, but can you recall any especially strange symptoms?

- Yes, I can. I've got a few. A have a fever every time I see something red and my heels don't touch the ground, I feel as if I had a pair of wings behind me.

- Oh, that makes sense.

- What? Why are you smiling, doctor?

- Your disease is really contagious, very contagious.

- So, should I take some pills? Or maybe just painkillers? Is this some new epidemic of flu or pneumonia?

- No, no. This disease is veeery old. And here is your prescription.

- What? ‘To sleep and to buy some flowers for a person you are madly in love with'? Doctor… But doctor…

- Next, please!