- You don't fight fire with fire.
- And what makes you, Adam, so moral all of a sudden?
- It's simple logic. He's not going to fall for that. Wouldn't a programmer recognize ransomware? And such a crudely written one at that.
- A programmer? The guy comes up with one – one! – build, which is essentially nothing more than a nasty piece of cross-platform bloatware ridden with flaws, and suddenly he's an architect? Oh please.
- Even so. How are you going to dupe him into clicking on an infected pop-up?
- Got one word for you, Adam: kittens. Will send him some kitty pics. If it's got whiskers, it's clickbait.
- Really? I had him pegged as a dog person. You travel you learn, I guess. So, how do we proceed?
- He reboots every morning, right? So tomorrow we'll have a little kitty meowing in the bottom left corner of the screen. You know, right by that apple tree icon.
- The one to which we're not supposed to even point our cursors?
- Yeah. Whatever he has in that folder – we need it.
- So he clicks on the kitty…
- And the virus is released.
- What are we going to call this virus, Satan?
- F.E.M.A.L.E. - “Force Everyone Must Abide and Listen to Eternally”.
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How To Create A Virus
F.E.M.A.L.E. virus. Don’t know what it is? Listen to the podcast and find out!
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